Little Debbie’s Star Crunch had a disappointing caramel base that lacked flavor and texture. I expect cheaper pints to have more air in the base, so I can forgive the texture somewhat.

Little Debbie’s Nutty Bars ice cream has a great waffle cone mix-in, but fails in most other respects. The pint description reads: “peanut butter ice cream swirled with chocolatey waffle cone pieces and a thick fudge swirl.”

Little Debbie’s Strawberry Shortcake Roll was too gritty to be enjoyable. The LD pint description reads: “White cake ice cream with yellow cake pieces and a tart strawberry swirl.”

Little Debbie’s Honey Buns ice cream is about what I expected—sicky sweet and comparable to the other Little Debbie pints I’ve sampled. The brand describes it as a honey bun flavored base with glazed honey bun chunks and a cinnamon swirl.

Little Debbie’s Unicorn Cake ice cream is an overly sweet, artificial strawberry-flavored pint that may delight small children but leave adults wondering if they should be tested for diabetes. If you like that artificial Nesquik strawberry flavor, then you’ve find your go-to pint.